we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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