This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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