Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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