she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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