she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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