So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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