his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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