He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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