I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Pooping to opera.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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