: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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