There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize
