If i come over, it means nothing
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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