he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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