So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Still dying that you shit outside
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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