I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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