Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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