So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I think i got beer on your cat.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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