Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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