Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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