S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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