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im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
My vagina just clenched in fear
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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