no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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