oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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