your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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