I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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