She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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