ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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