Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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