god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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