That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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