how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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