You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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