its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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