batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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