Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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