Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
These tits shall not be calmed
Randomize