when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
this will be a night to untag.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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