god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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