WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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