ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I am spending my child support on dildos
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Acid is not a monday night drug
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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