Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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