Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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