Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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