God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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