I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
