Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
