just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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