i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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