Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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