I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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