I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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