at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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