Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
where are my eyebrows?
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