It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
ttyl tear gas
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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