She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize