i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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